Shirtless guy telling stories

I swear I was going to do these regularly! But like I say, I’m busy.

Shirtless guy not telling stories 1: I listen to you!

Okay, just a shirtless vid and practically no talking. But I do make faces, so this is justified! Let it all out, buddy.

Shirtless guy telling stories 6: I CAN’T BEARLIEVE THIS Just riffing on my friend and bear words. It’s only 5 minutes long, no worries.

Shirtless guy telling stories 5: Secret Texan Fuck y’all and the horse y’all rode in on. HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW-DYYYYY!

Shirtless guy telling stories 4: I want a pony!

Okay, nevermind, I don’t want one. Ponies are assholes.

Number 3, last one for this week. It’s 5 minutes and it’s totally random.

Gay people are dinosaurs. Mustache parties.

Shirtless guy telling stories 2: Roxie and Tandala. Stories about my best friend Roxie and our friend Tandala. Briefly interrupt the stories to talk about my going into the closet. Then Roxie is a ballerina. Also: tips on finding the good booze at a mexican party.

Number 1: My Grandma turned me gay